- As most cloud providers are breached all your data has already leaked so as long as you have a backup for ransomware there is no need to worry about security--you already have none.
- Your employees will be happy because if your internet goes down they get some time off.
- The IRS will be happy because the sluggish nature of cloud-based applications will require your staff to work more hours and therefore will increase your tax burden.
- You don't have to create a ransomware plan as cloud can raise prices--which is effectively ransomware.
- You will help our major "big-tech-overlords" as they will mine your data and replace you. They are benevolent and we are their property. You owe them your intellectual property afterall.